Reduce the Mountain, Recycle the Mountain

My office currently contains a growing mountain of used toner cartridges because apparently nobody in the organisation actually knows how to recycle them.

Every week the pile gets slightly larger and slightly more threatening. At this point it feels less like office storage and more like an active geological event.

I genuinely fear there will come a day when either:

a) I can no longer physically enter my office, or

b) the entire structure collapses and they discover my body buried beneath an avalanche of empty cartridges and suspicious clouds of multicoloured powder.

If that happens, please tell future investigators I died exactly as I lived: confused, mildly inconvenienced, and surrounded by disused printer supplies